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重口味英文jokes及翻译 Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?A: Both keep searching for new holes. Q:男人和老鼠有什么相同点? A:一天到晚都找新洞钻 Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble. Q:什么东西和女人的周期最接近? A:你的工资。它在正负5天的情况下没月来一次;如果没来,那意味着你有麻烦了。 Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology? A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology. Q:生物学和社会学有什么差别? A:当小孩像爸妈的时候,那是生物学;当小孩像邻居的时候,那是社会学。 Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised? Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day. Q:医生:你看上去很虚弱。你照我的建议一天吃3次荤了吗? A: 小姐:医生,我以为你说的是一天吃3个男人。(meal 和male发音类似) Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!! A: The boy friend's hand. Q:男女朋友去看电影。在黑暗中,一只蚊子钻进了女孩的裙子。猜猜它咬了那儿?!!! A: 男孩的手。 Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"? A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front". Q:Tarza。n和动物们一起到河边去洗澡。当Tarzan脱去裤子的时候,所以动物都笑了。Tarzan问:“为什么” A: 动物们齐声说:“你的尾巴在前面” Q: Secret of long life A: Morning two eggs, evening two pegs... and night two legs Q:长寿的秘诀 A: 早晨两个蛋,傍晚两倍酒,晚上两条腿。 |
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sssdrsm 发表于 2010-3-4 20:42 只看TA 2楼 |
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我不怎么喜欢学英语 从楼主帖子的回复量来看似乎这里我的同胞不少 不过点开看了觉得实在不错 所谓疯狂英语 我是建议学习英语的人进来看看 虽然类容恩… 但是包括的词形还是蛮多的 |
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zhui492feng 发表于 2010-3-5 12:29 只看TA 4楼 |
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开始以为就汉语很神奇,看完这些笑话才知道,原来英语也那么神奇。可能这就是语言的艺术吧 |
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