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寡妇的要求,女孩的忏悔与女警的警棍 [1]有一个寡妇,守寡已久,难耐寂寞。因此她决定结婚,於是她提出徵婚条件?1.不可以打她。2.不可以离开她。3.要很会干那档事。 隔日,有个没手没脚的男人来找她。寡妇问他符合什麽条件? 他说:《你看,我没手不能打你,我没脚不能离开你,至於那档事 吗......,你想想我刚刚是用什麽敲门的?》 [2]One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin. 有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪……… Girl: Father, I have sinned. 女孩:神父,我有罪。 Preacher: What did you do, little girl? 神父:孩子,你犯了什麽罪呢? Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch." 女孩:昨天,我骂了某个男人一句:「你这个狗娘养的!」 Preacher: Why? What did he do to you? 神父:为什麽?他对你做了什麽吗? Girl: He touched my breast. 女孩:他……他摸我的胸部。 Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.) 神父:你是说像这样子吗?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部) Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes. 女孩:(因为神父的举动而有一些害羞)嗯……是的。 Preacher: That's no reason to call him that. 神父:只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊。 Girl: But he also took off my cloth. 女孩:但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉…… Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.) 神父:你是说像这样子吗?(神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服) Girl: Yes, that's what he did. 女孩:是的,是这样子没错。 Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that. 神父:可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊。 Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what... 女孩:然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面…… Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what) 神父:(奸笑貌)你是说像这样子吗?(神父和女孩就那个那个了) Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did... 女孩:(数分钟後)喔……是的……就是这样子……… Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a... 神父:我亲爱的孩子,就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」 Girl: But he had AIDS!! 女孩:但是他有 AIDS 呀!! Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!! 神父:那个狗娘养的!!! [3]有个漂亮的单身女警 因为怕一个人独居太危险 所以养了一只凶恶的狗防身 有一天 当这位美丽的女警正在洗澡时 窄小的公寓突然发生火警 女警匆匆披上浴巾逃出火场 可是没穿内裤又觉得很不好意思 於是女警就把大狗叫过来 让狗闻一闻她的下体 希望狗能依着她的味道 回房里叼一件内裤出来 这只狗的鼻子的确不错 只见它不畏漫天大火 左去右回三十秒 相当迅速地叼来女警挂在衣橱里 最粗最长的那根警棍 ...Ccc 喜欢的请点小红心支持一下!! |
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